Bagels -N- Zombies

As I woke up this morning, made my cup of coffee preparing to start my day, I found myself wishing I could have a bagel and some cream cheese to go along with my coffee. I was interrupted by what appeared to be yet another zombie stumbling around...dam! These things keep multiplying!, of course they all mumble " brains" because they have none anymore but, what's worse is they are becoming an epidemic on all of society not just prisons. For those of you not familiar with the term " zombie".....
I will explain; it's an individual that smokes an unknown substance called K-2 on the streets and or apparently everywhere; whom; in effect stumbles around looking exactly like the " zombies" on the hit T.V show called The Walking Dead; thereby dubbed "zombies".


Now that I have educated you about the dead walkers... no, no, no , I mean smokers, I'll continue my story... So their I was, coffee in hand when...bam! a zombie bumps into me, makes me spill my coffee and just... continues to stumble away...
No words of course because; as I said earlier zombies don't speak except for the occasional " Brains"!
that's blurted; out of frustration I believe because, they in fact have no more.

What can we do about this epidemic?
Who knows?!
I think the better question; does one live in a house near you!?
One thing is certain; being Halloween; trying to tell the difference between costume and zombie could end up being more of a trick than a treat... although I have heard a whispered rumor about a mysterious man whom clams to be an expert zombie vanquisher...it's said that you can find him by going to www.judiciousjailbird.blogspot.com
Alright pups and kittens... check back in and let me know what you've found out there, until then... have a Happy Halloween!

 The Mensch